Sisqo comes Crawling – Dane (the Sneek) Bowers

After the previous nights big talk from the little man himself he woke up and maybe saw the error of his ways, and demonstrated this in the form of a sniveling apology to Vinnie. There is a good chance that after weeks of flying under the radar Sisqo may have put too much of himself on display.

He blamed the impact of alcohol and quitting smoking for being as he put it “off his Square” Vinnie was obviously annoyed by this behavior but was at the same time a bit extreme by saying that Sisqo was disrespecting his family.
But more interestingly Vinne pointed out that by Sisqo implying that it was just about him and Vinnie was disrespectful to all the other housemates.

Meanwhile spineless Dane was walking round the house having separate little chats about what happened to Ivana and to Vinnie.
It is clear that Dane (Dame) Bowers wanted to establish himself as the Alpha male in the house but was put soo far into the shade with overpowering characters such as Vinnie, Alex and Stephen that he has found his own niche in being the house sneek and gossip. LOL

Sisqo v Vinnie

In the blue corner, standing 6 ft 2 in tall – footballer-turned-actor Vinniiiiiie Jooooooones. In the red corner, no longer wearing a mankini and looking a great deal shorter than 6ft 2 is the soul singer turned contest Sisqoooooo.

Last night alcohol was the main catalyst for enabling “Fence Sitter” Sisqo to air his real views about the big man Vinnie Jones himself. He told the house mates exactly what he thought about the ex-footballer how has been affectionately called “daddy” by the other housemates.

Sisqo became a little tipsy and let out some home truths. Sisqo told his fellow housemates that this was no longer Big Brother, but “Vinnie’s Playhouse”. it was was clear that he was not happy with VJ’s alpha male positioning he then remarked to his fellow housemates that they would see a David v Goliath scenario adding “I am going to give him the business!”

Sisqo’s comments had given way for debate over Jones being the Daddy of the House. Stephen, playing devil’s advocate, added to the discussion that Vinnie, being “very domineering” took that position in the House. In his own defence, Vinnie told the housemates that he did not choose to be “the boss” and that he was just “doing his thing”.

Vinnie, all tucked up in bed, forewarns Stephanie and Dane “Let him slag me off. I’ll slag him off to the whole country”. Stephanie attempted to mediate the situation, saying that it is simply a battle of two alpha-males, or more eloquently put in the words of Beacham, “a young buck against a male stag”. Stephen agreed with this metaphor, saying that Vinnie is the alpha-male by controlling the food situation and making everyone dependant on him; a concern that is evidently very close to Sisqo’s heart.

But what do you think? Whose side are you on? We want to know your thoughts!

Is Vinnie trying to be the boss of the House? Is the House, as Sisqo claimed last night, Vinnie’s Playhouse? Or is Sisqo just crying over solidified milk?

Sovereign has left the building

On Day 16, Lady Sovereign became the third housemate to be evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house after receiving a whopping 69.5% of the public vote. The little grime non-celebrity came out to quite a stinging reception from the crowd but it didn’t seem to bother her too much.

Sov found out she was up for eviction on Day 14 after reading her ‘mis-fortune cookie’. However, despite escaping eviction on Day 13, her luck ran out after the public chose to save Page 3 girl Nicola instead.

Sov did her best to wind up a few of the housemates and show the world that she really was just a Chav at heart afterall.

On Day 12 Sov was very unhappy at Stephanie’s snoring and caused a huge stir by dragging her duvet into the living room. Stephanie later proclaimed in the early hours of Day 13 ‘she’s such a drama queen’. Even Katia, probably Sov’s closest ally in the house, called her a ‘spoilt kid’ in relation to Sov stealing one of Jonas’ cigarettes.

The cheeky miss or mr whichever you think is more appropriate did her best to wind up her fellow housemates by not doing her share of the washing up  being loud rude and obnoxious  well basically being a little bitch.

Sov became quite close to saintly Stephen after Katia’s eviction but even the saint (or insane) Stephen reached breaking point

It’s no big secret that Sov and Stephanie didn’t see eye to eye during her time in the House. On Day 15, Stephanie described her as ‘a despicable non-entity’ and Vinnie added ‘she’s a silly little girl’. Sov never let anyone get to her though and was quietly confident that she would not get evicted as she told Sisqo ‘Steph will be hating this cos I ain’t going nowhere’.

But she did go somewhere – out the front door of the Celebrity Big Brother House and back into the real world!

Sov was certainly a housemate that will not be forgotten easily – she didn’t let anyone talk down to her, she wasn’t afraid to fart in public and she looked fantastic as an old age pensioner.

Things in the house might now simmer down to a boring pace

Heidi and Katia evited from big brother house!!!!

Former ‘Hollywood Madam’ Heidi has been voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house in the second eviction of the night.

As the housemates settled down following Katia’s eviction, Davina talked to the house again and gave her the news. The 44-year-old said goodbye to the others, then left to more boos.

She recieved 28.6% of the public vote to evict.

Her interview with Davina followed. Discussing her laziness, she said: “I’m more than lazy, I didn’t do a thing. Vinnie was like my nursemaid, it was awesome.

“If I did something myself, he told me to go back to bed. If you have a nurse like Vinnie, who is going to say no.”

Talking about her behaviour and relationships in the house, she said: “I should never talk. I’ll never learn.

“I had a regroup, I get ahead of myself quite often and I have to slow myself down.

“Everyone in there is so nice and no matter what you say to them they still like you.”

Her opinions on the other housemates followed: “I love Vinnie. He is all man, he has a heart. He took care of me. He is just everything a woman wants in one little package.

“Stephen is a dork but you still like him. He is very likeable but he is a dork. Jonas is way more annoying. He is annoying and Alex is very annoying and Sisqo is really getting on my nerves.

“Stephanie wishes she could have had Ivana’s life. She is cool but she has got some issues.”

Finally, summing up her time on CBB, Heidi added: “It was a cool experience. It was not crazy but it was cool.

“It is a really cool thing. I’m glad I did it, I’m glad that I was invited into the house. I was lucky enough to be there. I see it like winning the lottery!!

Vinnie quizzed on welcome pack he has been studying

Big Brother challenged Vinnie to a quiz about the welcome pack last night, with prizes for the other housemates up for grabs.

Since entering the house, Vinnie has been seen reading the handbook, which contains a copy of the Big Brother rules as well as other guides instructions, on numerous occasions.

So last night, Big Brother took the opportunity to find out how much of it he had memorized.

He was asked eleven questions, and for each one he got right he won a ‘luxury item’ for someone else.

“In the oven and hob instructions section, when using the oven, each circular heating element is operated by a – what?” asked Big Brother, after he had answered six questions.

“Say that again please?” said Vinnie, prompting BB to repeat the question.

“Knob. Final answer,” replied Vinnie.

“Correct, knob is the answer,” confirmed Big Brother. “You may choose either a cuddly toy or a tin of baked beans for Nicola.”

“Cuddly toy please,” Vinnie said.

Other questions included: “According to the laundry section of the Welcome Pack, for what specific purpose has the drying cupboard in the store room been supplied?”

Overall, Vinnie correctly answered nine, winning items including a packet of instant soup for Dane, purple hair dye for Sov, and an ice cold American beer for Stephen.

Did Sisqo have a child with a 14 year old girl??!!!!!!!

The Thong song singer had allegedly sex with the 14 year-old Jamila Farid after a Dru Hill show in Zurich and she has now filed for child support from Sisqo.

“After the concert Sisqo was standing with his band at the bar. We went over and talked to them. Then everything went very fast,” Jamila stated. “I was so young, but I wanted to enjoy my life. Ian often saw his father on TV. He’s very proud of him. It’s up to his father to prove he’s right to be proud.”

Jamila, 25, says she snuck into the club and that Sisqo grabbed her arm and took her back to his hotel without even asking her age.

Farid lives in Zurich with son Ian, now 10, says she became pregnant with Sisqo’s child when she was just 14.

And now Farid wants Sisqo to admit he is Ian’s father and to pay child support.

Sisqo, whose real name is Mark Althavean Andrews, has refused to take a DNA test, which has forced Swiss authorities to declare he is the father.  Jamila says she isn’t interested in Sisqo’s money but wants her son Ian to meet his father.

When Ian was just 4 years-old, Jamila had a chance to confront Sisqo when she  heard Dr Hill was coming to do a show.

Jamila said, “‘So I went to the gig armed with a photo of Ian to show him.’ However, when Jamila went up to Sisqo after the gig she was shocked by his reaction. He recognized me straight away,” she said. “But to him I was just the girl he’d had sex with.  He said:Come back to my room with me again. It was clear he remembered me as the girl he had sex with. But not as the girl with the baby.”

Jamila was angry,”‘I was shocked at his behaviour and said no.”

The legal process was slow but Sisqo was finally sent a notice from the Zurich High Court in 2006 ordering him to comply and in 2007 Jamila had to go to give evidence about what happened that night.

Then later that year Jamila ran across Sisqo’s profile on Myspace and got the courage to send him a message and a photo of Ian.

But she says the singer responded: “Ur child looks nothing like me.”

Courts in Switzerland accept a man is responsible for a child if he continues to refuse a DNA test.

Now child support services is after the deadbeat Sisqo for support.

Heidi is such a joker!!!!

One thing is for sure they are both dodgy characters!!!!!

Katia shows basshunter what his is missing out on!

SEX-tease Katia Ivanova flashed her boobs yesterday in front of “too clingy” Swedish DJ Basshunter – who she had just dumped.

The Russian-born man magnet, 21, pranced around in front of him in her bra and pants.

Just feet away, sexually frustrated Basshunter – real name Jonas Altberg, 25 – was soaking in the bath.

Katia seemed to be reminding him exactly what he was missing.

The pair were scrubbing up after getting messy in assault course task Klapped-Out Factor yesterday and were changing into clean clothes.

Katia in Tears after Jonas jibe

CELEBRITY Big Brother sex-tease Katia Ivanova was brought to tears last night after “heartbroken” Jonas made a snide comment about her relationship with Ronnie Wood.

The Swedish DJ made the dig at Katia after confessing how much he still liked her to Vinnie Jones.

He told her she was only in the house because of her “public relationship” with Rolling Stones legend.

He said: “Well you are in here because of a public relationship.”

Earlier he had confided in Vinnie Jones that the end of the romance was “a heartbreaker”.

He said: “She’s not bad. … It’s just a saying. I like her but I’m not going to push her any further. It’s up to her.”

Cage-fighter Alex Reid has suggested to Katia that continuing the romance would guarantee she stayed in the house.

He said: “So Kat, I’ve been having a little think about your situation.

“I’m just thinking, you know what could guarantee you staying in? What do you reckon? Just think how popular it would be?

“Just think, romance on a celebrity TV show, you could win it. You could be the new Peter and Katie. You’d be Kat and Jonas.”

Katia, who faces eviction on Friday, replied: “What are you talking about?

“I don’t want to be Katie and Peter. I don’t want to be Kat and Jonas. I want to be Kat.”

Hardman Vinnie Jones also got involved in the argument having a go at Alex.

He said: “The first bit was funny, why did you have to keep on? Dude – not cool.

Katie Price worried that Alex Reid will become more famous than her

Katie Price is reportedly worried that her boyfriend Alex Reid will end up more famous than her, after his stint on Channel 4’s Celebrity Big Brother.

Reports suggest that Katie is obsessed with watching him on TV. As she watches him each night she reportedly says:

“He’s not as famous as me, though,” like it’s some sort of weird mantra,’ a source told Heat magazine.

‘She’s really paranoid about it. She’s not used to being the half of the couple who’s out of the public eye – and it’s really unnerving her.’

Katie is also reportedly panicking that people won’t like Alex and the source added:

‘She’s been saying, “He’s nice, yeah?” over and over again, as if she’s trying to persuade herself.’

‘But a lot of her close mates secretly think he’s playing up to the cameras and being really fake and kissing ass. they think he’s been a bit of an idiot so far.’